Valhalla Rising

Some annoying troll I encountered recently has been abusing Clive Cussler’s Valhalla Rising at length. He’s a bit of a slow reader though and I felt like diving in myself, so without waiting for him to get to the point I finished it and, astonishing as this may seem, I think it might actually be a worse book than The Da Vinci Code. How can I justify such an offensive statement? Well, let’s see.